Hello, and welcome to the Spam Box! Thanks for not vandalising the main wiki. This is also a great place to let off steam and entertain yourself if you are bored (which you certainly shouldn't be on a fabulous wiki like this one). If you find your posts missing, it is because every month, a Founder (you know, the high-ranking, sarcastic, bone idle lazy users?) will shovel out the junk from the spam box. If you insist on putting offensive stuff in, please warn users before you stick it in by putting "WARNING-OFFENSIVE!" before the title of your spam.
Terrorists
Feel free to rant about terrorists in this section.
- I think we should shoot them all with RPGs and blow them up with home-made bombs, because that's what they're doing to our soldiers. F*** the taliban!
- I don't see why we don't just send them to Antartica with the vedgies (anothr rant)
- Solution: America (and the UK) have large armies with navys and airforces and what not. Ooh, and big missiles. Only problem is we cant jsut blow the Middle East up wholesale like we usually do because there are innocent civilians. So all we need to do is build a big wall around the middle east (we'll ask China for help, they're good at building big walls) so hte terrorists cant leave, then evacuate the civilians, (using a screening process ten times as thourough as airports.) and then bomb the place into beaded glass, which will eventually disintegrate into sand (the only thing there now) and then we put the civies back, and help them to rebuild. Then we give them true democratic government and everything will be ok.
- You may be wondering how we fund the aformentioned plan in number 3. It is simple. All we need is a World Wide Bake Sale with all the countries in the UN participateing. Either that, or we sell Canada to the highest bidder. Its probably worth a lot. Hey land, maple syrup, and fairly sucessful hockey franchises are worth a lot of money.
Things we will do when we come to power(this is only in the UK, as we are English) if any of this is offencive, it's only because A it's a joke and B we don't really mean this, thats why it's in the spam box
Please feel free to add your won suggestions.
- Send all Vegatarians to Antartica.
- Nuke the taliban
- Have some tea, cake and biccies
- Nuke something
- Ban all electric cars
- Ban all buses
- Ban communism
- Knight Jeremy clarkson
- Knight the Stig
- shoot Jusitin Beeber
- Shoot Miely Cirus
- Shoot Briteny Spears
- Go to Hell, and shoot jade goody, Micheal Jackson, Stalin, and Hitler
- shoot George Bush (both of them)
- shoot Bin laden
- Start a war with America by introducing weightwatchers to them.(America will win. A lot of us arent fat and we will fight u. Then all of our fat people will sit on you!) good call!
- Run out of things to do, so Nuke the Artic
- Have a meeting with the other parties and throw them into the sea!
- Knight T-Rex 882
- Give T-Rex 882 a nuke
- Watch the annhilation as T-Rex 882 nukes North Korea
- Knight the producers of Top Gear
- Eat pies
- Make Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button Prime Ministers.
- Call Germany a bunch of Nazis during a UN meeting
- Take over the UN
- Take over Nato
- Destroy Yorkshire